After reading the following, feel free to email me at:

Please, no e-cards, forwards, or unidentified attachments, as then tend to get deleted due to possible spam inclusion and virii infection. I would also ask that you don't sign me up for lists or anything of the sort before getting my permission, as these things only give someone an indication that this is an active email address. I don't mean to be rude, but I would like to keep this email address as long as possible before it becomes ridden with spam and other infestations of the internet. Thanks.